A peddler sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked :Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the s...

A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet. B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella. A: No, it wasnt raining...

Theres a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, Herman, be caref...

No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. Find a girl just...

Walking up to a department stores fabric counter, the pretty girl said, I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How muc...

An old couple went into a restaurant and ordered something to eat: one Coca Cola and one portion of French fries. The old man sat ...

One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a...

A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date: Is this your date with the young man for the first time? Too bloody right. Gee, how...

Son: Papa, what s the meaning of Like father, like son? Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school...

Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating? Cassandra: Brotherly ...

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans...

A senile actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, enquire=inquire,especial=special,evaluation=valuation, resolve=solve) ...

When my printers type began to go faint, I called a repair shop where a friendly man told me that the printer probably needed only...

Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really dont think I deserve a zero. Neither do I. But thats the lowest grade Im ...

I had an operation, said a man to his friend, and the doctor left a sponge in me. Thats terrible! said the friend. Got any pain? N...

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. May I speak to your parents? Theyre busy. Oh. Is anybody else there? The polic...

A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. But officer, the man said, I can explain. Just be quiet, snapped the o...

A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest,and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch ...

A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of ...

A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative fra...

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow. 老师:为什么你每...

When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. I remember solving the problem in ...

Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seem...

Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jump...

A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Then Mr. Johnson sa...