Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seem...

Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jump...

A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Then Mr. Johnson sa...

In court a judge asked the witness, How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, youre under oath so tell the t...

A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstrat...

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. Listen, said the shoplifter, I know you dont want...

A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placin...

A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. He got it from a poor short Bania. Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once a...

Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a win...

A patient said to his doctor, Doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly ...

There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria:Oh, tell me, Susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coff...

Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young m...

Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher: And what? Just think it over, wha...

An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, What is the crime youhave committed? The offender said, I we...

A man called a lawyer and asked, How much would you charge me to answer three questions? The lawyer said, $400 dollars! And the ma...

Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bat...

After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive co...

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in ...

There was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, Oh! I heard that your bank is looking for a cashier, and...

The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates becauseevery weekend on Visitors Day, most of the prisoners had family ...

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly ...

We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a pr...

In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, But Sir, I wont live that long! So...

When a very miserly man nicknamed the stingy ghost died and went to hell, the Yama King reproached him, saying, You stingy ghost! ...

Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy...